The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event, and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.
This is my favorite post of all time
Cant jerk off in public parks, cant jerk off on the subway, cant jerk off while driving down the highway, free country my balls.
why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time
drum roll please
have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough
they should really stop making movies like the purge because americans are stupid enough to try to reenact that shit in real life and thats dangerous