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HELLO THERE BEAUTIFUL HUMAN! I'm Mackenzie, and welcome to my mess of a blog. (Previously alexgascareth, jackbarakaturkey, fangirlingsnowflake, and digitaldoll3)

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b8in4satan:

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YES

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silohouettes:

The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event, and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.

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nosdrinker:

*steps out onto balcony* where are my fans at

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geturphilosphyfrmabumprstickr:

Thanks, Obama!

This is my favorite post of all time

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caseyanthonyofficial:

Cant jerk off in public parks, cant jerk off on the subway, cant jerk off while driving down the highway, free country my balls.

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fake-mermaid:

fake-mermaid:

why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time

drum roll please

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destielfricklefrackle:

have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough

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cumgirl1:

they should really stop making movies like the purge because americans are stupid enough to try to reenact that shit in real life and thats dangerous

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refrgerator:

later is the best time to do anything

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